

Rebecca: Babe do you think my dad is going to freak out about us getting married too young? I mean, your mom was weird about it. My mom was weird about it.
Jaime: Hmm?
Rebecca: Hello? Talking about something important.
Jaime: I was listening.
Rebecca: Yeah, you have some drool right there, baby, right there.
Jaime: Babe I can’t help it. These girls are practically naked.
Rebecca: And I’m wearing a potato sack.
Jaime: You’re the most beautiful girl here. You don’t think I ever consider anybody else do you? Are you mad?
Rebecca: Oh I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening, I was just looking at that hottie over there.
Jaime: Who?! (Rebecca splashes him) That’s not even funny.